March 2012
57 posts
February 2012
68 posts
2 tags
5 tags
3 tags
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
1 tag
HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or...
godheadcomplex:
have you ever been so fucking high that you sat and read a 4.5k+ page story about a young man standing in his bedroom
theoceanofconsciousness:
They sat in cushioned chairs across from each other, knees touching, in a small coffee shop. The barista was in the back somewhere, and the only other customer was an old man reading a novel in the corner of the room. The boy looked at the girl, and the girl looked at the old man. She liked to think that he was watching them, too, when neither of them were watching him....
1 tag
I just dropped a knife on my foot
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
thisfeelingcallsfortea:
gingerhaze:
How to write a paper:
Go on Tumblr for a few hours
Lie on the floor
Cry
1 tag
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
1 tag
sinus rinses are godly